Sunday, June 28, 2009

Improved By URG



Amazingly...
later that morning the University Track Team had a blast playing on their
URG IMPROVED track :)
Unfortunately...
the Track Coach was not amused, URG and URGIT were escorted
off Campus by security :(
Luckily...
Ultra Running Gal denied knowing them and kept her job at the University :)
Secretly...
URGal loved the IMPROVED track and cried as bulldozers began the clean-up :(

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

DNF


TIMER GUY plays a very important role in any race.
In fact a race can't even start until he shows up.
His job is to account for every participant no matter if they
finish FIRST, LAST or DNF so he takes his job very seriously.
Perhaps a bit too seriously in this case.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

TRUE LOVE

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Mr. & Mrs. URG
Who prove that not only is love BLIND,
but it also has no sense of SMELL(or TASTE?)!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

All You Can Eat Buffet

CALORIES, CALORIES, CALORIES!!!
COMSUMING CALORIES!
BURNING CALORIES!
COUNTING CALORIES? NO NEED.
THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY CALORIES!

Friday, June 5, 2009


Ultra Running Guy is a dedicated Running Coach with clients of all ability levels and experience. One of the biggest challenges he faces is helping his clients to set realistic goals for themselves.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


Ultra Running Guy has had every injury an Ultra Runner can get. His BAD LEG has been a particular pain in is BUTT(Piriformis) while his GOOD LEG just seems to go on and on without incident. It is almost as though BAD LEG and GOOD LEG are a miss matched pair. Even gets him wondering sometimes what things would be like if only he had......well lets not go there as that wouldn't be fair to BAD LEG who is a very sensitive sort.