Monday, May 17, 2010

DIALOGUE PLEASE!

I am sorry but todays comic has no dialogue as I couldn't quite make out URG's conversation.
Is it his daughter on the phone? Perhaps it's his wife or a client, a bill collector or his Mom?
I don't know, but if you think you know then please leave a comment or send it to  ultrarunningguy@gmail.com .

Thanks to everyone for all the GREAT URG dialogue. You are all WINNERS ; )

Derrick said...
- Yes, is this Papa Pete's? I'd like a jumbo sized vegetarian pizza delivered to the third tree past the beaver dam on Arkon Lake at Frontenac Park.
- Honey, can you bring me some TP. I'm in a non-deciduous forest and there's no leaves.
- Did the Bruins win?
- What? You want race results from the 5Peaks race?? I sorry...Me no speak English!
- Is this the Beer Store? Do you deliver?

David said...
URG runs with a Cell Phone? Say it ain't so....
EJ said...
David, "URG runs with a Cell Phone? Say it ain't so...."
Well how else is he going to order his beer and pizza mid run. Think before you speak man ; )

Sara said...
Hi honey. I just hit the turnaround point, so I'll be home soon - just another 5 hours!

Nature Girl said...
"No, I don't want an extended warranty on my treadmill! Stop calling me!"

EJ said...
OK here is another spin on some of URG'S conversations to date-
-Hi, my treadmill broke, is it too late to buy that extended warranty? CLICK!!
-Hi honey I forgot to turn around again, so I'll be a bit late -just another 10 hrs.
-If the Bruins lost don't tell me. Why aren't you speaking?

Derrick said...
Ummm.....how fast can you bring me a can of bear spray?

Sara said...
I was running along with a deer all morning!! It must have gotten tired.


9 comments:

Derrick said...

- Yes, it's this Papa Pete's? I'd like a jumbo sized vegetarian pizza delivered to the third tree past the beaver dam on Arkon Lake at Frontenac Park.

- Honey, can you bring me some TP. I'm in a deciduous forest and there's no leaves.

- Did the Bruins win?

- What? You want race results from the 5Peaks race?? I sorry...Me no speak English!

- Is this the Beer Store? Do you deliver?

Derrick said...

Sorry, should have read... 'non-deciduous forest'.

David said...

URG runs with a Cell Phone? Say it ain't so....

EJ said...

David,
"URG runs with a Cell Phone? Say it ain't so...."
Well how else is he going to order his beer and pizza mid run. Think before you speak man ; )

Sara said...

Hi honey. I just hit the turnaround point, so I'll be home soon - just another 5 hours!

Nature Girl said...

"No, I don't want an extended warranty on my treadmill! Stop calling me!"

and, yes EJ,we may very well be opposites :) You live in some bizarro world that includes speed and no beer. That is a strange and foreign land to me.

Next time come and introduce yourself! I have no idea what you look like. Probably tall, blond and thin (my opposite).

EJ said...

OK here is another spin on some of URG'S conversations to date-

-Hi, my treadmill broke, is it too late to buy that extended warranty? CLICK!!

-Hi honey I forgot to turn around again, so I'll be home late -just another 10 hrs.

-If the Bruins lost don't tell me. Why aren't you speaking?

Derrick said...

Ummm.....how fast can you bring me a can of bear spray?

Sara said...

I was running along with a deer all morning!! It must have gotten tired.